Jun 302007

Hello friends and family,

I’m in Bangkok at the moment, and I need to announce a sort of radical shift in direction. I am currently on a trip to Malaysia with the rest of my co-workers which I had already been confirmed for, but when I return, I will not be returning to the jungles of Phu Khieo. I’ve spoken with several of you on the phone about this already, but I’ll reiterate for clarity and those in the dark.

Basically, my job in the jungle was god awful. It was not what I wanted to do now, in the near future, or ever. It may have seeped into my writings before, but I I’ll say it clearly now: I hated observing those monkeys. I realized that if I wasn’t going to love it, or even like it, a year of it was a bit beyond optimistic. It was dellusion! I came to Thailand to gain future experience, gain life experience outside of my usual haunts, and see a bit of the world. I was very little of any of these things in the Wildlife Sanctuary. The animals were wonderful, and the Thai people were wonderful, but I saw more of Thailand from the hospital. A big factor was my discovery that in a years time I would get a single vacation of 7 days. By the time I finish with the project and have unlimited time for travel, I know I will be extremely homesick. I’ll end up returning immidiatly, negating the bonuses of a paid for ticket.

So I’ve made my choice. Rather than waste the next 6 months hating my job and growing bitter, I’m going to leave with smiles and handshakes, and find my fortunes elswhere. My thai ticket will not be wasted. For the next 4 days I will be in Penang, a small Island in Malaysia where I will update my travel Visa with unlimited re-entry, and then back to Bangkok. From there I will chart out a course, which I suspect will begin with the ruins of Ayuthaya, the city of Ketchaburi, and the “Bridge over the river Kwai.” I am very open to suggestions as well. I plan on going to Cambodia to see Ankor Wat, Myanmar to see who knows, and possibly Singapore just for the hell of it.

I guess you should know that I don’t regret this decision, even in the slightest sense. My boss even agrees. Wrong place, wrong time, wrong position. I can help my future along soon enough, I’ve helped it along for many many years up to this point :)

If you have any questions, I’ll do my best to answer them when I get back from Malaysia. Until then, stay tuned, these letters are about to get more interesting.

PS: Tonight, on cousin Joey’s advice, I’m going to splurge a bit and go see The Transformers film on Imax at the Siam Paragon (The biggest mall I have ever seen)…. I’m excited!

Jun 262007

Hey Folks…

So A few days ago I was showering after a jungle excursion and I got the chills. Sometimes this is acceptable when taking a cold shower at 8pm, but these chills were a little too ‘chilly’ if you know what I mean. A few hours later I was alternating between chills and heat attacks with a fever we later discovered was 104. I spent the whole night hallucinating and sweating, but I was a little too stupid to tell anyone. The next morning, my coworkers came to investigate my absence from our mutual day offs hiking adventure and found me half asleep with the worst headache of my life and the afforementioned uber fever. They took my temperature, gave me water, and we thought it would pass, until my boss got back from his trip, heard my symptoms and rushed in with a questionnaire! After a series of steps, he concluded we had to go to the hospital in Khon Khaen, a large city about 2 hours away. Apparently 104 + Headache brought me into the realm of Dengue fever, Scrub Typhus, some kind of water fever, or the slim possibility of Malaria. No matter what he said, it was better to be in the hospital before it got worse (if it did), rather than after, because of the distance. So off to the hosital we went, me in agony in the backseat of the truck, and my boss driving like a madman (or a Thai, same difference).

At the hospital I was subjected to all kinds of tests and pokes and prods and things, but I wasn’t very aware of them. Eventually my boss had me graduated from the emergency room to the hospital proper, awakened enough to try and call the few numbers in my phone, but nobody picked up. Apparently I left some pretty awful sounding messages. Throughout the night I remember being attached to a tube, recieving several xrays, blood tests, tests of other bodily functions, a mammogram like thing with jelly and a ray gun pointed at my belly, and lot of prodding and my organs while the doctor inquired if it hurt. It hurt often.

I awoke in the morning to a huge room, a big IV, a TELEVISION, and a massive headache. The doctor told me I inquired a water infection somehow, and possible theories involve accidental shower water ingestion,
or maybe rinsing my toothbrush in the sink once by mistake. I spent the next 2 days in the hospital on medications and anti-biotics, with daily organ jousts from the doctor involving the same “Hurt: yes or no?” query, and lots of television (they have 3 old soccer games a day on ESPN… yay!). Anyways, I’m out now, and all is well. I feel alot better. Interesting observations were as follows. Thai nurses ask you if you spea  Thai so they can talk about you and laugh when you say no. Thai nurses also laugh when they try and put your useless form into pajamas and see the harriest legs they’ve ever seen. Thai doctors say wee-wee and poo-poo. I’m dead serious and its always hilarious. “How many wee-wee today? How much poo-poo?  What color pee-pee? What color poo-poos?” Priceless. I neverheard any clinical terms for any of those bodily functions, or their organs of origin. I’m keeping the organ names to myself …

Thai nurses also like to harass you constantly all night long with 3am tests and 4am blood checks, and then ambush you at 6am by asking you if you wont sprong or something of that sound without clarification  Obviously, like I was, you will be too asleep to even understand what is happening, much less
make the huge translation extrapolation. So you say yes to shut them up, like I did. then you fall asleep, and wakeup to the most shocking and awful attempt to spongebath you at 6:20am, while you still just want to sleep. I could barely fight them off. I insisted on taking a shower. They pointed at the IV and said “no work”…. I took the IV into the shower like an old friend and proved my point. However, this did not stop them from trying again the next day (but at least I was prepared this time). So, all in all, I was a bit scared, but this ending up being a bit of a fun experience anyway. It gave my Mother and Erin a chance to call me with phonecards too, since it costs them $5 for 4 hours, unlike $10 for my 30 minutes.

Greetings

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Jun 142007

Hello to everybody!

So it has been about two weeks since I have left, and I am firmly settled in the Phu Khieo Wildlife Sanctuary. Today is my day off, so I have gone to the main office where an extremely slow internet connection is available, good enough for email it seems! The sanctuary here is gorgeous, and I will have pictures to send out in about 2 weeks time (I need to be in Bangkok to send pictures, elsewhere the internet is to slow).

I’ve settled in, and gone out into the jungle almost every day now for a week and a half. The jungle is hot, and full of insects that want to suck your blood, your sweat, or leave you with an unfriendly rash. However, seeing animals in their natural habitat rather than the zoo is pretty awesome. I’m pretty sure the Langurs we are studying are the ugliest monkeys I’ve ever seen, but yesterday a pair of gorgeous Yellow-Throated Martens ran across our path and that definitely made my day. The work is a little trying. It involves angling your head 45+ degrees into the air with binoculars and trying to discern whic  monkeys are doing what. Apparently it gets easier with time, but 7 hours of fighting off insects and straining my neck is not something I am yet accustomed too.  Other than that I am doing well, my coworkers and the thai rangers in the site are very friendly. They have been teaching me Takraw, a game that must be seen to be believed. It is a bit like soccer and volleyball crossed together. The rules are similar to volleyball, except the ball is small, woven, and hit only with the feet an  body (no arms allowed). The result is a spike maneuver that defies logic. Maybe there are videos on youtube, look them up!

I think I will end today with my updated contact information. I bought a satellite serviced cellphone in Chum Pae (2 hours away from our sanctuary), and it gets a bit of reception scattered throughout the main camp. I suspect calling me won’t often yield an answer, but I have a voicemail box setup, so you can certainly leave a message and I can try to call you back! To dial me I believe you have to dial 011661 first, the international code for a Thai cellphone.

My number is 0856070689
So in full add 011661-0856070689 to your phone books!

The address at which i can be written is as follows:

Kyle Tobener
Phu Khieo Wildlife Sanctuary
PO Box 3
Amphoe Chum Phae
Khon Khaen 40130

Apparently the mail arrives here with decent speed, though my responseswill be incredibly slowed down because it seems I can only get to a post office once every 2 weeks at the most!

All my thanks to you all for the good wishes and excellent send off

I Made It

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Jun 062007

I arrived in Bangkok safely, and have proceeded to run around like a crazy cat trying to purchase sufficient supplies… I followed Shiela’s advice and picked up backup batteries for both of my cameras. If only I had a backup battery for my ipod! The MBK mall in Bangkok is 5 minutes from our hotel and absolutely insane! Its 7 stories, and contains everything you could ever possibly want! I love bartering, it actually makes me want to buy all kinds of random things and see what kind of price I can get! Anyways, that is all for now…. I will take some pictures very soon!

Jun 032007

Tommorow morning at 10 am I depart for Thailand! If I had more time this blog would be longer, but alas time is short! Check back here in the future though for stories!

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