It’s way cool, when a table of 12 notices that their 18% gratuity is $45, and decides to live you $70 more dollars for the hell of it. Yeah, thats right, one table, 12 people, $250 dollar check, $115 dollar tip. I r the kick ass. So, in the course of 6 hours, I made $160 dollars ($200 total, tipped out $40) … So if we do the math… 26.70 an hour off tips, plus the lovely minimum wage of this city equals … about $35 dollars an hour. The restaurant business is the greatest thing since sliced bread, I swear to god.
LESS THAN TWENTY FOUR HOURS and I get to be holdin and squeezin and kissin the girly. OMG wonderful…. I’ll make sure plenty of cool pictures hit the internet this Christmas, for anyone who’s curious bout her…
Also, I got a haircut. I’m short haired, and brown. It’s rather stupendous. I’ve been called of sorts of atrocious things, like Handsome and Dashing. My 12-top told me I had enough dash and charm to be a Kennedy, and that I’d better start avoiding airports, golf courses, and super-models lest I die. Luckily I’m not much for golf, and I never fly anywhere anyways… Hmm, that last one though…. 2 out of 3 aint bad right? Dashing! haha, me….. anyone who saw me last week looking like the Shaggoth would have thought anything but… it’s like I’m a new me….
Anyways, I promise to update a few more times this christmas, I do I do!
kk
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Ooooh, must see the girly and the new haircut/hair color! Pics, pics, pics!
As soon as I borrow my sister’s camera I’ll put them out, swear!
no new hair pictures?
I have to get my sister’s camera next week, maybe tuesday or wednesday? Promise!
excellent
awww you’re cute kyletimestwo.
so yo, how long are you gonna be home for christmas? how long will kiah be home?
and also, yes the restaurant business is greeeeeaattt. my brother is a server… i was at his work last night and one guy had a $24 check and left $2 tip. he was all pissed, but then he had a table that had a check of like $50 and left $20. things like that make up for it.
I’ll be back and forth between Sonoma county and SF quite a bit. Kiah’s around till January 10th, and I’m on break until the 30th or something like that!