Stolen from

“Pick the twenty people you know best, or like best, from your friend list (select from friend-ofs and RSS-humans also if you wish). Do more than twenty if you want. Post what is wrong with each of them. You are not allowed to make this a compliment in disguise such as “doesn’t post often enough” or “is a perfectionist”. If you do that you will die within seven days! You should exaggerate rather than understate, where possible. You must not put any qualifiers in to soften an insult, so no “smells bad, but only if they’ve not had a shower” or “sucks in bed but nice personality.”

And of course, the ones you don’t insult can feel insulted too, that you don’t think enough of them to have put them on the list. Everybody wins.”

Your work schedule sucks. Damn you.
You live in Humboldt, and if I ever see you again, you’ll probably be the dirtiest conservative logging fanatic I’ll have ever met. Good job fatass.
You couldn’t spell, or use correct grammar, even if your life depended on it. You still work at the DCK, and you make mix cd’s with the trashiest of techno songs! Burn Biatch!
I hate you when you wear sandals and strut around. And macs suck, yet you don’t seem to realize.
You suck at squeek, and your feet probably smell.
You smoke! And you lied to me about smoking for a long time! Someday we’ll make a midget porn involving you and the hole in your throat!
UC Berkeley sucks, and punk music does too. Piss off wanker!
Where do I even start… You’re a bastard, you’re useless when it comes to chem homework, you’re terribly inconsistent, your front doesn’t fool me, She’ll never like you (you ugly shit), you’re favorite band sucks, Video Game music is for tards, ocremix is stupid, my message board was better, you don’t deserve to read Girls are Pretty, and I pissed all over your magic cards, then gave them out to small children.
You are the devil.
Private school’s are for snobs! Snob!
Moving to Oregon is stupid! Now I’ll never get out of the corn maze this year….
Ooooh. Your a damn whore. A DAMN WHORE, and we share the same genetic material, except you got shafted when the X’s and Y’s where handed out. It’s a good thing you still work at the Raven, or I might actually be proud of you.
Your use of an infinitely vast collection of AIM screenames pisses me off to no end, which is probably why we never talk anymore. Damn you.
Your first pick Arrest, second pick Blinding Beam doesn’t matter. I’ll still kick your ass with 1st/2nd Pick Bola’s and 3 Trinket Mages you damn wanker. You should major in Dairy Science btw, nerd.
You can’t handle my infinite nature. And you’re short.
You get terribly annoying when you’re drunk, and you abuse shrubbery when you stumble about in the garden.
Nobody really needs to put you down right now, I think god has done enough to you.
Every time I go to one of your parties, I see to many people I despise.
You stopped bringing me cookies. Damn you!
A week ago, I would have said your phone skills suck, but I guess now I’ll just remind you that your sense of direction will always be inferior to my internal mapping system.

“If you’re offended, don’t reply here – post the meme yourself and be insulting about me there. And if you’re not offended, do the same thing. Jerk. ” – Ravenblack.

Damn, that was a lot of fun. And you all deserved it.