New Years was a happy boot to the face seven times over!

The Holidays are over!

Christmas was fantastic! It seems that Kiah and I both put a lot of effort into our gifts, and every single one had some sort of goofy meaning to the other! I ended up finding her the most fantastic Chinese black ceramic tea kettle with a lovely bamboo handle! She really loves it! But, it seems the big hit of the year was her windshield wipers. About a month ago I changed her windshield wipers because hers were crap, it was raining hard, and I feared for her safety. So, one night, Dan and I changed her wipers without telling her. I finally ended up telling her on Christmas as a joke, by wrapping up her old wipers. When she opened them up, she was totally and utterly confused, and I loved it! But the gift had more side effects than I imagined! She’s been using the gift as an example of my behaviour to relatives and friends, and everyone seems to think that it was an excellent act of consideration. So, it turns out that the wipers were a reallyreally good move on my part. For her part she made me a T-shirt that says “Punishee” to match the “Punisher” shirt she made for herself, a Twister Board which she labelled the ‘naked twister board’, and some fake flowers she knew I’d despise! She’s so clever! Enough about that, I hope everyone else enjoyed their Christmasesesessessess!

I also enjoyed my New Years quite a bit! It was boomshanker awesome!

Originally, we had 4 stops planned: Kiah’s Father’s, Jessi’s, Chrism’s, and Briank’s. But, due to some attrition, we ended up only attending Jessi’s and Briank’s.

Jessi’s was a whole lot of fun. There were loads of people there I hadn’t met before, and many of them were totally awesome. Kiah wore her awesome red and black dress she had bought the day before, and these tights that added more insanity to her outfit! This fellow Tim ran around painting pictures on everyone, and we both agree that KMFDM is awesome! Around midnight, Tim started painting the pirate skull and crossbones on the left breast of every girl. He ended up doing so to the majority of the party, and he got all kinds of points for this! Also around midnight, shirts began to be removed and at the stroke of midnight there were shouts of joy and everyone including myself was hugged and kissed by everyone around them. Even though most of the people were strangers to me, I felt totally welcomed! I really like Kiah’s group of friends, and it seems her group is quite extensive!

We decided to leave around 12:45 am so we could go to Brian’s ‘party’ aand show Izzy how to meet up with Dan. As I was leaving, I scared the crap out of Kiah’s gay friend Kris by rubbing my ass on his window, in the middle of the dark abandoned parking area… He told me he almost had a heart attack! Mwhahahah!

Brian’s party turned out to be a bust. When we arrived, there were naught but 10 people there! Supposedly, they had all left before our arrival, and that totally bummed me out! Blarg! But we stayed a few minutes and rested, talked with Jeremy and Nick, and eventually Izzy and Dan. Kiah and I advised Izzy and Dan respectively that they should move on to more interesting pastures, as we were doing the same, and we got on our scoot on. We ended up at my mother’s for a time, playing with the kitten and conversing with her. Quite nice. After that, sleepy time, which was subsequently interrupted by Dan and Izzy, and shortly thereafter other personages of various import as well. We had to mentally shoosh them away for farrrr to long!

Well, das ist alles! Guten nacht!