Some funny stuff happened at work today… I’ll tell you bout it sometime…
Tonight we had a birthday celebration for Kodi. It was a very small (elite) group of Kodi fans, and it was plenty of fun. We went to Stony Point B&G, then on to Rockin’ bowl, for some throwing of heavy objects at some stupid looking ducks (Don’t they remind you of a flock of ducks?). I discovered that my bowling skills are improving! My average is up to 80-90 now instead of 68. Go Me!
And now, to increase your sexual knowledge, I have discovered the actual term for a sexual happenings that is ‘the suck.’
A Jack-a-Zachary is the name given to the act of pulling out during sex, thrusting in an attempt to get back in, missing the target, and stabbing something solid instead. Now, luckily this has never happened to me, but I’ve heard horror stories from others, and it is not nice. For those of you who don’t know anything of the effects, allow me to further your enlightenment. If you were accuracy were to mistakenly wane at the wrong moment and did occur, first you would feel (and hear) a sort of popping noise. Following this would be much pain, some screaming, and perhaps the lights would be turned on. You would then find that your poor member has swollen up with blood, more blood as it were than should be in a decent erection, and is beginning to turn nasty colors. At this point, you call the hospital and “demand a fucking helicopter evac immediately!” The shit has gone and hit the fan. So, lets all have a respectful moment of silence for those who have experienced the Jack-a-Zachary and hope we never have to experience it ourselves. Talk about a very in oppertune time to experience something so terribly awful! And the emberassment/pain at the hospital. Good lord. Well, now that you know…… I guess you know! …… Thanks Zac for the story heehee 
Heheh, yeah… on that note, G’night!
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