Well, actually, I just returned from playing river rats…. Myself, Caroline, Derek, Dan, Chrisk, and Caroline’s sister Gillian all went, we thefted canoes, floated down, then lazied about…. It was a serious bit of fun and good times!
Now, in the later hours of the evening we will be watching Berzerk and Eddie Izzard, what fun!
I did this terrible thing on a rope swing earlier to…. As I was letting go, expecting free-fall, it turns out the rope had wrapped up around my crotch in mid-air. So, instead of falling feet first, the rope tore my crotch to shreds and upended me into the water. The result was the equivalent of a mid-air kick in the package, a belly flop onto my back, and half drowning in a very strong current…. for some reason the water actually expected me to swim after I hit the water. It sucked greatly… Now I have rope burn in a very interesting place…… damnit….
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