A survey for you!

Me, friend Cole, and friend Morgan went and looked at a place today. We turned in an application but I doubt we’ll get the place. Adams is looking more & more tasty. Plus I’d live with Adam……..

+ name: Kyle
+ birthday: may 11, 1984
+ nicknames: KyleKyle and sometimes notorious.. don’t ask bout the latter.
+ location: california

+ what are you doing right now? Listening to a Savage Garden remix, reading E-mail, playing Toki Toki Boom on Yahoo!
+ what are you wearing? White shirt, black pants, black shoes, black socks.
+ do you like your neighbors? Not really, ones a mailman, and one tried to run me over on purpose, i swear to god.
+ whats your magic number? 42
+ do you smoke, drink, or do drugs? nope.

what comes to mind when you hear these names..

+ blair: “My name is Blair Mitchell” … Whenever I or any of my friends get caught and asked for our name, we respond with Blair…. hehe….. some people might get this joke.
+ shannon: cute redhead, to bad she moved.
+ thomas: The ___ Crown Affair, I didn’t even see this movie, maybe thats the problem.
+ scott: Crazy bartender whos veryvery amusing.
+ lawrence: Of Arabia?
+ aaron: Imagining I was a Star Wars Character at school back in the 5th grade with Aaron and Zac
+ heather: Christian Slater and Wynona Rider killing people… a lovely movie!
+ chris: Chrisk and Chrism have the same cellphone and same name.
+ mallory: I think duck(?), maybe in reference to the word “Mallard” ?
+ chaquita: This name is awful, who actually knows someone named chaquita?
+ sean: Goofy Neighbor.

favorites

+ color: black
+ friend: Derek, Cassidy, Matt, Adam, Ben, Chrism, Chrisk, Anjie
+ car: motorcycle: Kwak 250r Ninja
+ food: Lately its been Poppy-seed Muffins.
+ drink: Milk
+ store: Best Buy, and Something Else on Haight (uber shirts!)
+ outfit: Cannibal Sex Kitty Shirt, Blue Jeans, Vans.
+ boyfriend/girlfriend: Girlfriend please, but no, not yet.
+ song: Bush – Machine Head
+ band/singer: Blind Guardian
+ movie: Blade
+ pair of socks: Black w/ moisture Absorbtion skillz
+ saying:” You are such a pretty bagel.” (With accent)
+ animal: penguin

when was the last time you..

+ showered: This Morning
+ kissed some one: not yet (luckily, the girls in my past were seriously lame, would have been a waste!)
+ went to a movie: Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday, probably today.
+ cried: I sobbed in some chick flick my mom rented, this poor little girl died. I cannot remember the title.
+ talked on the phone: 30 minutes ago.
+ paged someone: Paged Jasper like 3 weeks ago.
+ lied: That time when I said you were cool…… No just kidding, I think I told my dad I’d clean the bathroom today, that was a lie.
+ cheated on someone: Nope.
+ ate nerds: Long time ago.
+ drank welchs grape juice: Never. Those little Welches girls scare me.
+ watched the country channel: Only in passing it
+ shaved ANY part of you body and what part: Face, nipples, left butt cheek

relationships

+ do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: No.
+ whats their name: ~
+ how long have you been going out:
+ have you ever been in love: No
+ who was the best kisser: See above where I said I don’t do this so cheaply
+ have you ever cheated on them: nope
+ whats your favorite thing to do with a special someone: Give the gift of Pumpkin bread (this is very valuable)
+ whats the best present you’ve gotten from someone: Bryers Ice Cream, only it was more of a surprise gift.
+ what qualities do you like in a guy or girl: A coy wit, open-minded, that look that makes my legs imagine they are noodles

friendships

+ who’s your best friend: Hmm. There are 4. Chrism, Derek, Cassidy, and Ben. Those 4 fellows have all been around for me in different ways. But If I had to choose, lately I spend most of my time with Derek.
+ what makes your best friend: Complimentary skills and abilites, allowing us to kick ass and chew bubblegum, even though we never have any bubblegum.
+ what do you guys do for fun: We play Risk, see movies, Kill/skin/consume wild ducks, monopoly and other such things.
+ who is your oddest friend: Derek. He’s a nut. Thank god.
+ who is your funniest: Derek
+ who is your happiest friend: Well I’m the eternally Jolly one I think, but Derek is Pretty damn Jolly.
+ who is your most annoying friend: I’d have to say Jordan, he seems to have the ability to bring up weed and booze in every other sentence. But other than that, Jordans a great guy.
+ who is always there for you: Hmm, on this I can’t say. Dereks always around, but me and Chrism can really talk about shit like noone else.
+ best guy friend: Bleh, like I’m a girl or some shit like that. Anjie best female friend.
+ friend who could be more: Don’t really have any of those afaik.

random

+ are you a virgin: Yes. Proudly.
+ worst kiss: See way above.
+ anyone you think is homosexual: Hmm. Don’t think so.
+ do you know anyone named LeRoy: I think thats my dad’s mechanic’s name.
+ do you like Pickles: Eww gross. No.
+ do you have a website: Yes
+ do you watch PORN: Nope.
+ are you black: My clothing is, but not I.
+ do you wish you were black: Not really.
+ who you gonna vote for: It’s not really that time yet, but I plan on voting Green.
+ do you have your own phone line: A cellular Telephone.
+ your thoughts on abortion: There are people in this world that deserve Post-Natal Abortion, but as to Pre-Natal abortion, that’s really tough. I’m still undecided.
+ do you like britney spears: No. Christina Aguilera all the way.
+ do you want a britney doll: I’d toy with a Britney Speers voodoo doll!
+ What do you want for christmas: My 2 front… errr…… Avril Lavigne.
+ do you have your 2 front teeth: Hahahah, I wrote my previous answer before reading this question, thats amusing.
+ what do you want to do with your life: I WANNA ROCK ! (Twisted Sister – We’re Not Gonna Take It)…. But seriously, Music Industry.
+ ever been butt naked bangin on the bathroom floor: Yes, I was naked once, and there was this potatoe bug on the floor, and I smashed it to a billion peices. It was highly Erotic. Just imagine, naked kyle, smeared in bug gore….heehee j/k
+ would you ever get plastic surgery if so on what: Nope.
+ biggest redneck you know: Marc Schmidt is pretty close..
+ last time you went to the bowling alley: 5 months ago?
+ last time you were in a hoopdy truck: a year ago probably.
+ what perfume/cologne do you wear: None. Cologne is for panzies.
+ do you think foreign accents are sexy: Russian. Australian. British. German. Norwegian. I really really really like accents veryvery much. The only problem is if I’m around them I try to impersonate them. Be careful.
+ do you like jell-o if so what flavor: Yes, I like all kinds of Jello, and Bill Cosby to.
+ brand of toothpaste: Hmm. I’m not sure. It has Power-Puff girls on it, and it is bubbleberry flavor. YUM!
+ last time you went to the doctor: A long time ago, probably the Megadeth incedent.
+ do you think ricky martin is gay: No way. He got to fondle Jenniffer Love Hewitt AND Anna Kournikova. Hes the straightes (luckiest) man alive.
+ do you have a credit card?: nope.
+ do you love your mom: Totally. Veryvery yes.
+ ever taken ballet: No, but Spring Semester I’ll be taking beginning ballet. Why? Because It sounds sweet!
+ favorite juice: Snapple.
+ Last time you used the restroom: not to long ago.
+ most attractive person: Neve Campbell is sooooo wayyyyy up there. She just needs red hair. Like Alicia Witt, Alicia Witt is insanely beautiful when she gets the dark makeup on, and the long red hair, and those eyes……
+ last book you read: Reading Don Juan, last book was The Silmarillion.
+ white, dark, or milk chocolate: White.
+ ever died your hair: Yes.
+ What brand shampoo: Aussie.
+ favorite holiday: Tom Kippur. Because I get to pronounce it like Tom Kipper and it pisses ben off
+ thing you hate most about your body: Probably my lack of upper body physique. Nut, I’m taking several PE classes to start working on my fitness soon.
+ last time you smoked: Never have.
+ last thing you bought: A credit check, 25$

more random..

+ are you stressed out: never
+ what do you wear to the beach: shorts, a t-shirt.
+ do you belive in angels: Yes, both good and evil.
+ would you ever join the army: Mayhaps.
+ do you want a puppy: Yep. A little Siberian Husky.
+ ever had a kick me sign on you: yes. Stupid co-workers.
+ how about a lick me sign: No.
+ Favorite icing: Hmm. I like the icing at the ice-rink, its just icey enough for ice skating, like it should be at an ice rink.
+ are u a flirt: Sort of, not really. But I’m a very suggestive conversationalist.
+ last time you were scared: I was on my bike, and I almost lost my balance. I freakin hate that.
+ by what? physics.
+ last party you went to: A work soiree for the departure of one of our managers. He went back to Las Vegas. Seeing all my co-workers drunk was pretty amusing, especially as one of 2 sober people.
+ do you do your own laundry: No. Soon though.
+ are your nails real or fake: Real.
+ do you get jiggy with it: Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah! Yeah, I get my groove on alot.
+ what do you wish you were named: KyleKyle
+ favorite movie star: John Cusack
+ are your parents divorced: nope, they should be though.
+ would you ever wear a waterbra: I’d maybe wear a waterbro if someone payed me (bro comes from that Seinfeld episode. If you missed it, you’re lame)
+ do you work out: A whole lot. I’ve had a job since Freshmen year.
+ are u muscular: Not really. I can carry alot of plates.
+ are you flabby: no.
+ are you fat: nope
+ do you take a lot of pictures: No.
+ favorite tv show: Thats still running? Gilmore Girls. Star Trek: The Next Generation, and Xena are off ended series that I like.
+ do you want a baby: in the future yes.
+ ever thought u were pregnant: heheh yea.
+ last time you were sick: March.
+ do you go to a tanning bed: No, skin cancer is bad.
+ are you in love? No.
+ favorite rugrats character: Lil.
+ got milk: Always, all the time. Just like Leon.
+ do you sniff markers: There are those pens that smell like fruit, I used to have them when I was in kindergarten. Those are great.
+ are you dissatisfied with your hair color: Not really. Need to dye it again.
+ what magazines do you get: PcGamer
+ do you belive your horoscope: nope.
+ Whats your sign: Taurus

even more random..

+ do u like coffee: No. Its gross. But I can make an Iced Cappuccino that will wet every orrifice you have……. (sorry, that was a little vivid.)
+ do you write in pen or pencil: Both. Whatever’s handy.
+ are you ghetto: No?
+ favorite lip gloss: If I need lipgloss, shoot me.
+ do you wear a watch: No.
+ sunglasses: No. But I’d like some natural born killers glasses.
+ any siblings: 2 younger brothers, 2 younger sisters.
+ what are their names: Jenniffer, Melanie, Jacob, Nathanial.
+ what are their ages: 7,10,12,15.
+ do they wanna fill out our great survey: no
+ do you know how to yo yo: yes, sort of, but I have difficulty hoola-hooping.