Red gold and green! Red gold and green!

Jasper, you might find the following tale really amusing. In fact, this is one of those “inside the weird world of kylekyle” stories.

So, I goto the JC thing, and eventually after a big wait I make it to a desk in the very back of the class, and walking in the door is this extremely cute girl, I mean like, really really cute. It was half her, and half what she was wearing. She had on one of those really old looking kids shirts, that had Batman and Robin (omg superheroes on a girl!), neato shorts, and nice long hair. Very lovely girl. So anyways, fast forward, I do the tests and its break time, so I go sit on this brick thing, and then eventually she comes out, and I’m thinking to myself “if I was sly I’d go introduce myself.” But I’m not, so I don’t. But Wait!!! She comes over to me and asks me if I have a light! Now on any normal day, I wouldn’t and she would have wandered off to someone else and got her light, but by some strange act of a random deity, 2 hours earlier when I was getting a pencil out of my backpack, I found a lighter in my back and I said “oooh fire” and shoved in my pocket. Wholy freakin wow!! Random strange acts of random luckiness like that never ever never ever happen to me. So I lit her cigarette (She got marked down serious points for the smoking thing though, but she had super heroes on her shirt so I let it slide), and she sat down and we started talking. We filtered through the normal questions, and then she told me went to Nonesuch (SP?) HighSchool, and I think to myself, hey Jasper went to that school, and so I says, “dost thou knowest a sir jasper?” and she spake “Yes, I’ve known him for years” and boom, the conversation continues happily about random things.

Oooh right Jasper, her name was Janessa, she says hi!

So as you can see, I had an interesting random conversation with a beautiful girl, 2 really random coincedental things happenedt…. ack gotta run bye bye!