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Lets see, I’m owing like 2 days worth of talk to this thing, so it might be long, but I’ll keep it interesting… I’ll start with Wednesday.

Wednesday lunch shift was the last time I’ll ever work with my favorite waiter and good friend from work, Eric. It’s sad really, because he has become a sort of mentor to me. He always made me laugh in the strangest ways (IE telling me the most dimented nasty jokes, are farting in my general direction, and other various amusing things), but he would always bring my spirits up if I was down. Once, we were talking about this girl, and he was saying how he had better see me talking to this girl soon, or he’s going to lose his respect for me. My reply was “no way, probably out of my league, she wouldn’t be interested”. Suddenly he launched in to this speach about how any girl who didn’t see me for who I was had to be crap then, because I’m a great guy, and so on. It was sort of cheesy, but it made me feel pretty good. All I can say is, I’m gonna miss Eric, and I wish him well in Booneville. ERIC, if I get hired at Chevy’s, you’d better come visit me!

After lunch, I showered, shaved, dressed, and headed to the Raven so I could sit upon my behind for 7 hours just so I could see Episode II. I was the second ‘group’ there, there were about 6 people ahead of my waiting already. I spent about 4 hours sitting there alone listening to VNV Nation and brooding. Eventually, a billion people I knew started showing up. I even saw people I haven’t seen in ages. Steele (!!#@##!!!! friggin STEELE) was there, I haven’t talked to him in 3 years at least, and somehow we still recognized eachother despite the fact that he and I look completely different. Tom (da lizard), Henry, Ben (Other ben who I lightsaber fought during Episode I), Bob, and some other strange people were there to, as well as the usual assortment of friends. Jordan Behmke even showed up, he’s back from his year in France. The really funny thing was, I waited 7 hours, and I ended up sitting in the very back row, in the right corner against the wall with Dan, Jasper, Nate, and Dan’s dad. Hehe, it was still fun waiting in line though. After the movie, I talked with Matt and Marc for a bit, then I dropped all my crap off at home, and parked at the hotel.

I met Dan, Jasper, and Nate up on the roof of the hotel (We had decided that mischief was written all over this evening). We played on the hotel roof, then we went running through the hotel as fast as possible and out into the street. We then walked around picking random roofs to climb upon. We went on the Raven, Longs, The Boot Steakhouse, and the Apartments across from the Raven. Despite how this sounds, this is the coolest thing ever. It is SOOO much fun to just sit on a roof and watch the night go by.

After that, we found this wierd shopping cart frame in the Longs parking lot. I’m not admitting to anything, but we had to flee the scene because some lady called the cops.

We also had to flee some cop when he saw us behind the Raven. It was cool though, because we ran down this really narrow alley, and then we watched him look for us, but he couldn’t find us. Very funny.

We then drove to Windsor. Why? Walmart is in Windsor. At first we tried to get on the roof of Walmart, but it’s slightly difficult. So then, we went and stood at the entrance and we watched this guy leave, and we slipped in the door before it shut (the doors were locked, it was closed).. we kinda stood around inside Walmart until some guy with a walkie-talkie came charging at us. We left hastily then. Outside we found that 2 more walkie-talkie wielding goons were after us. More running involved here.

So, Wal-Mart was a bust, but don’t worry, we’ll be returning soon.

Next stop, SR parking Garages. We played in Downtown SR (it was now 4:30 AM) the rest of the morning. We went running through parking garages, climbing on roofs, and yodeling on the top level of the Roxy garage. Something wierd happened in the Roxy garage. We were confronted by a strange dirty black man who called himself the security. He claimed that Dan hit him in the head with a cup that Dan tossed over the edge, but we kept insisting that the cup just got tired of living and jumped. He didn’t find this very funny. Jasper started giggling and the man threatened to ‘slap his ass hard.’ This man then started to claim that he was an ‘elite navy seal,’ that he had a ‘black belt’, and that he could whoop all 4 of asses at once. He was a little fat though, and severely drunk and dillusional. We couldn’t help but smirk and giggle about the whole incedent. Then he got nice and started saying he was just the ‘new sheriff in town.’ Eventually he wandered off after calling Jasper a ‘hooded rascal’ and Dan a ‘kind man.’ It was strange. We then sat on top of the parking garage near Barnes & Nobles and watched the sun come up.

Ahh, the end of a beautiful evening/morning/journey. The official time I arrived at home was 7:03 AM. Very cool indeed. I instantly went to bed rather than going to school, and I was late to work this afternoon accidentally, and now, here I am.

Oh right, Episode II was sweet. I think the good in the movie over-ran the blatantly stupid parts in the move. Yoda is my hero, I would have killed all the sand people to, I find Amidala annoying, and the Boba Fett story line Lucas created is sweet. A great story for the coolest bounty ever. I’m going to make another post now on another subject, so that people will read it because I’m sure this one will only get skimmed